Haters Make Me Famous.

Did you know that every time you look at us, obsessively, clicking and clicking on our site, reading and reading and reading and hating and seething and reading, you actually make us worth more? Your hatred makes me and my girls money! Aren't you silly? Spending all your time worrying about stuff that isn't your business actually makes money for us. I think that would bother me if I were you, you silly ass ho, but then, I'd never be you. And I guess, if I was you, I'd hate me, too. So in the end, it all comes full circle like one of those snakes eating its tail. I feel so at peace now.

You see,
once upon a time not too long ago,
a Cunt Face like myself had to strongarm a ho...not a ho in the sense of having a pussy, but a pussy having no goddamn sense, to try and push me.

Some fools just love to perform.

Strong Kung Fu.

In ruminating on what our role as Cuntfaces should be, Comrade Kitty and I were discussing options for Cuntface attire. We decided that we should certainly dress as pink ninjas. I thought these costumes, available at Costume Craze, would make an excellent starting-place until we have a full army of man slaves to design and sew custom ones. I'd prefer a pink leather cat-suit...

So I guess we will be night-ninjas, dressed all in pink leather cat suits, creeping up on our enemies en masse, bewildering them with our beauty and wit, and then smashing their faces with our strong, strong kung fu. We might also be able to harness the power of Pussy G's greenhouse gases to stupefy our enemies, paralyzing them to make the full force of our attack that much stronger.

I also think that including the Ninja lifestyle into our philosophy of world domination will require us to make our pink helicopter silent and stealthy. We might have to get invisible airplanes like Wonder Woman, or invisible bicycles for gliding around town.

What do you think, ladies?

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Am I allowed to say that?

I don't know; I just suddenly feel like a smooth-skinned, cheating married hussy looking for action!

Especially from rich men looking for somewhere to donate their money!