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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Strong Kung Fu.

In ruminating on what our role as Cuntfaces should be, Comrade Kitty and I were discussing options for Cuntface attire. We decided that we should certainly dress as pink ninjas. I thought these costumes, available at Costume Craze, would make an excellent starting-place until we have a full army of man slaves to design and sew custom ones. I'd prefer a pink leather cat-suit...

So I guess we will be night-ninjas, dressed all in pink leather cat suits, creeping up on our enemies en masse, bewildering them with our beauty and wit, and then smashing their faces with our strong, strong kung fu. We might also be able to harness the power of Pussy G's greenhouse gases to stupefy our enemies, paralyzing them to make the full force of our attack that much stronger.

I also think that including the Ninja lifestyle into our philosophy of world domination will require us to make our pink helicopter silent and stealthy. We might have to get invisible airplanes like Wonder Woman, or invisible bicycles for gliding around town.

What do you think, ladies?