Cuntface Anti-Fan Club

I mentioned this this morning in our super secret society, but I believe it deserves a post of its very own, since I have not managed to find time to post here at our new Social Club as yet.

I want to start an Anti-Fan Club (well, actually a PURE HATE club, but it seemed almost harsh even for us cuntfaces to say out loud).

The first member of my club is going to be Ann Coulter. I despise her with a hatred that makes me wretch and yes, even vomit a little into my mouth. I am not sure how a woman who was once picked up on charges of stalking her ex, a woman who is so painfully misguided, anti-semitic, insulting and downright ignor-ANT is allowed to have any say on any matter. like. ever! I bow my head in shame that she is a member of my gender. She's too scummy to even be a Cuntface for fuck sake!!

Right beside her is Rush Limbaugh. Oh dear god how did this parasite manage to get his very own talk show???? What is wrong with the world? This fat fuck actually believes the scum shit that spews forth from his fat, slimy liver lips!! He actually believes that the environment is not in trouble and that it is all a conspiracy. Yes, that's right, there is a conspiracy to make the world a better, healthier place mmm hmmmmm...we conspire to be silly do-gooders!

I could go on and on and on about these two freaks, but that's for the hate club....oops anti-fan club.

Any other nominees my fellow cuntfaces?

Ann Coulter, Part 2

So I was thinking about why Ann Coulter bothers me so much. It's not just that she's wrong about women voting (and, you know, everything else). And then it hit me. She's a minstrel! She acts out all these stereotypes of women (skinny, blonde, sexy, irrational, shrewish) for the benefit and entertainment of the establishment. The cocktail dress is her blackface!

Oh Ann Coulter, you just keep making me hate you

Here's the latest from everyone's favorite skinny blonde nutjob:

"If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"

It's a personal fantasy of yours to take away your own right to vote? I always figured Anne was more the S of whatever crazy S&M sex play she and Karl Rove had going on, but I guess she's more more of the submissive type than we thought.

Also, what is up with the cocktail dresses? You're on Good Morning America. It's seven o'clock in the morning. You look like a call girl.