Oh Ann Coulter, you just keep making me hate you

Here's the latest from everyone's favorite skinny blonde nutjob:

"If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"

It's a personal fantasy of yours to take away your own right to vote? I always figured Anne was more the S of whatever crazy S&M sex play she and Karl Rove had going on, but I guess she's more more of the submissive type than we thought.

Also, what is up with the cocktail dresses? You're on Good Morning America. It's seven o'clock in the morning. You look like a call girl.

"Maybe You Should Diet."

Yep. He let those words come out of his face last night. We were arguing, and it went something like this:

"I don't feel like a man. I'm not working, I can't do anything right...it's hard to feel sexy when I'm so fucked up in everything else in my life."

"I understand that, but not fucking makes me feel fat and ugly."

"Well, if you feel fat, maybe you should diet. That's you, not me. You know I think you're sexy and your body is beautiful."

And while the context eases the gravity of his offense against me, nay, his offense against womankind, it doesn't take away that phrase, ringing in my ears, over and over again:

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DIET.

It's echoing. It's ominous. I will never eat again.

This is a man with sisters. A man who has been in many relationships. A man who knows me and knows women, well. This is a man who has lost his goddamned mind. There are just certain THINGS that you just DON'T SAY to a woman, ever, in any context. Ever.

Right? Right, my sisters?