JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Oh My God.

I'm at a coffee shop working on some writing, and this fat fuck is talking and talking about how Al Gore doesn't know anything about science. He just said, "Al Gore is an idiot."

Now he's saying, "If a guy looks like he's an Arab, he's wearing a turban, I don' t understand why that would be discriminatory to search him."

And that's fine. Be a big fat schmuck fuck dumbass if you must, but could you please do it quietly? Could you please just shut the fuck up? I came here to write, to work on some shit that I need NEED NEED to work on, and instead, I'm having to listen to your fat fucking lips all blah blah blah about George Bush's farm and Al Gore and Nobel Prize and Republican caucus and bullshit bullshit bullshit. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

More bits of genius:

"If we were really racially biased, we wouldn't let these guys on the planes."

"What was that guy who blew up Oklahoma City? We have crazy people, as whites, but we don't kill anyone who doesn't convert."

"They picked me out to get searched at the airport, and I told the security guy I was raised Lutheran."

Just SHUT the fuck UP. I don't want to think about politics sometimes. I have a madman living in my house, a bunch of old bullshit to write, and now I have this spewing fucking garbage polluting my head space.

FUCK YOU.

Cuntface Anti-Fan Club

I mentioned this this morning in our super secret society, but I believe it deserves a post of its very own, since I have not managed to find time to post here at our new Social Club as yet.

I want to start an Anti-Fan Club (well, actually a PURE HATE club, but it seemed almost harsh even for us cuntfaces to say out loud).

The first member of my club is going to be Ann Coulter. I despise her with a hatred that makes me wretch and yes, even vomit a little into my mouth. I am not sure how a woman who was once picked up on charges of stalking her ex, a woman who is so painfully misguided, anti-semitic, insulting and downright ignor-ANT is allowed to have any say on any matter. like. ever! I bow my head in shame that she is a member of my gender. She's too scummy to even be a Cuntface for fuck sake!!

Right beside her is Rush Limbaugh. Oh dear god how did this parasite manage to get his very own talk show???? What is wrong with the world? This fat fuck actually believes the scum shit that spews forth from his fat, slimy liver lips!! He actually believes that the environment is not in trouble and that it is all a conspiracy. Yes, that's right, there is a conspiracy to make the world a better, healthier place mmm hmmmmm...we conspire to be silly do-gooders!

I could go on and on and on about these two freaks, but that's for the hate club....oops anti-fan club.

Any other nominees my fellow cuntfaces?