
Fuck you're stupid!!!! How did I not see this in you prior to the job offer? To assume that I will be able to pull another employee out of my fucking ass to replace you on such short notice is ignorant to a power beyond measure. Oh, but wait, there's more. The motherfucking ass rimming nerve of you to suggest in your voicemail message that you might 'rather take the other job I suggested that starts on Tuesday morning is mindbogglingly unbefuckinglievable!!! Ummmm, how about ..... NNNOO!!!!???
You stupid cunt, your name is mud in this little town of ours, where I have way more fucking pull than you know; and it's a good thing I do, because you working on sullying my good business name like that makes me want to filet a bitch!
and while I'm at it...fuck you Mickey! stop wasting your time sending me emails that I delete without reading. you need medication. STAT
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Oh, I totally had to fire someone before she started once. I never should have hired her after she was late for her interview, but I didn't have many choices (economy good, our ability to pay bad).
She was supposed to show up on a Friday to fill out paperwork before starting on Monday, but never did. On Monday, she didn't show up for work, and when I called to find out where she was, there was no answer. I left a message saying she was fired. She called back to say she missed the call because was on her way in (like 4 fucking hours late). Um, no. Sorry, if you can't get in within a few hours of starting time and you can't pick up a fucking phone to let me know, your ass is fired.
Filet.
Hah!
Oh, yes. So this is the future of today's irresponsible college students. Now it all makes sense.
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