It's time we had some fucking words, except, your fucking done talking. So, shut up and fucking listen. Just because some of your patients happen to know a couple of things about their bodies, that doesn't make them hypochondriacs when they walk into your office complaining of a bladder infection. So don't fucking look at them like they're a cute hypochondriac and pat them on the head and send them off on their way with nothing.
I fucking told you I HAD A BLADDER INFECTION, I told you it didn't show up on your pee test because I DRANK A FUCKING LAKE OF WATER. Thanks to you, we all had to wait through painful pissing until it travelled up to my kidneys and I ended up in the emerg. Fuckin wake up you pompous ass.
Next time your pregnant patient phones you, after you told her that the ultrasound confirmed that she had miscarried, but she just cant see how that happened, because she was there, and nothing really happened- when she phones you to say, "could we do another blood test? I think I'm still pregnant..." DON'T YOU FUCKING PATRONIZE HER.
FUCKING LISTEN TO YOUR PATIENTS, YOU FUCKING FUCKNUT.
I came to you for help- and you never once apologized for every time you were wrong, and I was right. Not even when you had to remove the pregnancy from my tubes BECAUSE I WAS STILL PREGNANT you fucking idiot. Just like I fucking said.
After all that, when I was trying to get pregnant again and it wasn't happening, I told you something was wrong. Fuck me over once, shame on you. Fuck me over twice, shame on me.
I can't believe I fucking listened to you when you told me it was just stress. I had to fucking push you to get tests done, after I waited a year on your fucking shit ass advice. In the end... I WAS RIGHT. You mother fucking holier than though stupid fucking smart ass good for nothing CUM WAD.
How did it feel, that last time I was right. Could you still deny what you were wrong? You made me feel like I was a fucking idiot. Do they teach that in med school these days? fucking pompous idiot 101?
And, Ms. Dr. McFucknuts- this ones for you.
Just because you don't shave down your beaver pelt, and are still sporting a 1970's shag to keep your pussy warm and dry, and live in a small town full of other middle aged Save the Beaver Pelt (SBPR) Renegades- don't gasp when you see my beautiful wizard sleeves in all their glory. Obviously, you have never had your naked pussy sucked and licked- well, that's not my fucking problem. Keep your breathy, fucking ass stink, opinion to yourself, bitch.
I fucking told you I HAD A BLADDER INFECTION, I told you it didn't show up on your pee test because I DRANK A FUCKING LAKE OF WATER. Thanks to you, we all had to wait through painful pissing until it travelled up to my kidneys and I ended up in the emerg. Fuckin wake up you pompous ass.
Next time your pregnant patient phones you, after you told her that the ultrasound confirmed that she had miscarried, but she just cant see how that happened, because she was there, and nothing really happened- when she phones you to say, "could we do another blood test? I think I'm still pregnant..." DON'T YOU FUCKING PATRONIZE HER.
FUCKING LISTEN TO YOUR PATIENTS, YOU FUCKING FUCKNUT.
I came to you for help- and you never once apologized for every time you were wrong, and I was right. Not even when you had to remove the pregnancy from my tubes BECAUSE I WAS STILL PREGNANT you fucking idiot. Just like I fucking said.
After all that, when I was trying to get pregnant again and it wasn't happening, I told you something was wrong. Fuck me over once, shame on you. Fuck me over twice, shame on me.
I can't believe I fucking listened to you when you told me it was just stress. I had to fucking push you to get tests done, after I waited a year on your fucking shit ass advice. In the end... I WAS RIGHT. You mother fucking holier than though stupid fucking smart ass good for nothing CUM WAD.
How did it feel, that last time I was right. Could you still deny what you were wrong? You made me feel like I was a fucking idiot. Do they teach that in med school these days? fucking pompous idiot 101?
And, Ms. Dr. McFucknuts- this ones for you.
Just because you don't shave down your beaver pelt, and are still sporting a 1970's shag to keep your pussy warm and dry, and live in a small town full of other middle aged Save the Beaver Pelt (SBPR) Renegades- don't gasp when you see my beautiful wizard sleeves in all their glory. Obviously, you have never had your naked pussy sucked and licked- well, that's not my fucking problem. Keep your breathy, fucking ass stink, opinion to yourself, bitch.
Ahh, that's better. Have a great day everyone (except fucknuts- you fucking know who you are).
6 comments:
sounds like a lawsuit!
hahaha, it took me a looong time to bare my bare wizard sleeves to the doc...until one day my friend said, maybe he doesn't want to see an 70's bush...?!
i am bravely, baldly flappin' in the doc's face now!!
cunt gasper! awesome! lololol
attention whore- love the name!
you too alotta ( although, itsn't the character name alotta fagina?)
yeah, but that's only cause they couldn't say VAgina....i can!
I still hate doctors because of that time they offered me pain medication when I said that my pain was a 2 on a scale of 1-10.
But I'm The Junky's Wife!?! Don't you know who I am?!?
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