Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Driver's Ed for him

Yield signs are made for a reason. They aren't made for road decoration. There is probably a really good reason for the yield sign at the on ramp, in the intersection or where ever you might run across one. The yield sign is probably often misinterpreted to the driver that is presented with it. Perhaps he, and yes I will use he for a reason, perhaps he thinks that he is that wonderful, that manly that all other cars must yield to him. What do I know? I am a woman driver. How could I possibly think that since I am exiting the highway going 80 (yes, in parts of TX that is the legal speed limit) and I shouldn't stop dead on for you in your glorious 4x4 Crew Cab gas guzzler? How dare I, the lowly woman driver that not only defensively avoided your ignorant ass but also skirted around the pompous, overweight prick in the semi trying to get a good look at another woman driver that narrowly avoided another man in a Benz who was on his phone and changed lanes without looking, not yield to you and your Yosemite Sam mud flaps. Jerk off at home not on the highway. Your small cock will seriously cause a wreck when some poor, unsuspecting woman sees it and laughs so hard she misses her turn.

1 comment:

joy said...

I love you most when you're mad.