Martial Art Ho's

As per request, here is my rant on martial art ho's. There are two type of girls in my martial arts class that drives me nuts. The first type is the wussy girls. The ones that take the class but don't even bother trying. Why the fuck are you taking a martial arts class if you are worried about be thrown or breaking a nail, or God forbid! breaking a sweat! Uhhh, hello..... the nail salon is next door. Just stay your fat boring self and stop wasting my time. If i have to spar you, i am not holding back. i am kicking your ass. And self defense, i am throwing you down and putting you in a submissive hold until you tap out. You are not making me change my training cause you are a total waste of time.

The other type of martial art girl i hate is the literal ho. She married our master. Yep, he was married before and they were trying to keep their relationship a secret before they were married. Now during the middle of training, she will just walk off and go to the lobby to answer questions, sit down or feel like she doesn't have to participate in class if she doesn't feel like it. The best is when our master yells at her and makes her do the exercise.

Now let me clarify, she is both the first and second type of girl. There are girls in the class that are just wusses. Either way the fucking suck. I hate it. I had two awesome ninjas i trained with and they left me alone.... one being JW and one that finally got her ass back to class. I was left alone to train with these useless annoying people. I hate wimpy girls. I want kick ass girls. I want my ninja crew to come back. i got my one....... come home JW. i want to be hit in the head with your beautiful axe kicks. and we can do our forms together and make it look like it should.. not all fucked up like these boys make it look.


OHHHHH! one other part of my rant. This is for the insane Indian guys who come an take class. They have these crazy legs that are all over the place, no fucking control, long ass toenails, and smell of curry. Please take care of that shit! I don't care what your ethnicity is. Just stop being fucking crazy batshit insane, listen and keep yourself clean!

Now bitch, pay up! hehe