Real Talk.

Yo, you have to watch this. And by "you," I mean YOU. It doesn't matter who you are or where you are or what you're doing...this shit will make your day better, nay, your life better. Watch it! And not just that way that everybody throws some video up on your blog and says "Yo, you gotta watch this." Like for real, this time I mean it, you've got to watch this.

Poor Amy.

Our Honorary Cuntface Amy Winehouse is trying out what sounds like a homemade harm-reduction plan. I want her to do good. Let's put on our pink catsuits and go rescue her from herself.

Also, reading this article made me want big hair.

Haters Make Me Famous.

Did you know that every time you look at us, obsessively, clicking and clicking on our site, reading and reading and reading and hating and seething and reading, you actually make us worth more? Your hatred makes me and my girls money! Aren't you silly? Spending all your time worrying about stuff that isn't your business actually makes money for us. I think that would bother me if I were you, you silly ass ho, but then, I'd never be you. And I guess, if I was you, I'd hate me, too. So in the end, it all comes full circle like one of those snakes eating its tail. I feel so at peace now.

You see,
once upon a time not too long ago,
a Cunt Face like myself had to strongarm a ho...not a ho in the sense of having a pussy, but a pussy having no goddamn sense, to try and push me.

Some fools just love to perform.