The waxing adds have me yearning for the snappy little burn on the vagina that doesn't happen in my life today. My man is appalled by bald pubescent little pussy's. Waxing had become a mild substitute for life on the edge. Cheaper and less destructive then the cocaine I used to run through my veins occasionally. Or the scandalous men that stampeded through my life in days of yore.
My man of today is mostly edgeless. Round, middle class, straight in the sense of other. He likes me, he's committed to not abandoning me in the middle of trauma. He pays the rent. I like him. So whats up with this longing for WAX!
Action. Snotty, sweaty, sex with a bit of ass paddling maybe. Strangers I found in the bar. Have I taken leave of my senses? Do I not know whats good for me? I'm having a moment here. Craving self abuse. Wanting to stir the pot of insatiable desire. Its been a while. And I know it will pass.
But maybe I'll break out the wax pot and treat myself to a bit of living on the edge. Cheap thrills. God damn I'm easy today.
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We can slap you around a bit, if you'd like.
Yeah, wax that twat rather than get into some madness. Or get a tattoo. Sometimes that helps me.
love waxing. it feels so fresh! my lady covers mine with minty juice and in the summer it's amazing!
I'm furry as a beaver in winter. No wax touching my girls.
I don't know; I only did it this once, and I wasn't crazy about it. Tongue baths are extra thorough, yes, but otherwise, I saw no advantages. And mine took all of two seconds, so the pain was no big deal (I went to these crazy Russian ladies in Beverly Hills who were like, "you are very brave girl first time," RIP! it wasn't expensive either; I want to say it was like 30 bucks -- for someone to tweeze my asshole?)
It's just...there was nothing to slow down my sweat. Showering confused me -- what with my brillo pad suddenly missing. It looked like a baby Jabba the Hut down there, waiting to be powdered and diapered. Something was missing; it was like understanding penis envy for the first time in my life.
Not.
But seriously, I heart my bush!
love the waaaxxx! grease up the floor and slide around!
I waxed once and it was ok. I myself prefer to shave it myself.
Sometimes my wife shaves it for me that way I know she gets every inch.
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