Monday, September 24, 2007

Holy Hell, it froze over in 93 degree weather

So tomorrow I am off to hell to support C in the DWI transfer case. I hate buying sunglasses b/c I hate the way I look in them. Since I am traveling incognito then I have to have really large, almost stalker sunglasses. I bought them at Target, or Targhetto (depending on the one you visit) for only $9.99. Best $10 I will have spent. I hate the fuckers at the place I am visiting. Not all of them mind you but most. If you were wondering hell is technically BFE (or bummed fucking Egypt). It is 65 miles to the nearest Walmart or Taco Bell. Who can live like that???
Also, at work today,Wibur (yes, like the pig) only burped 7 times with earth shaking force. I suppose he is dieting or the heat is getting to him. Oh, I did have to smell him again today but not as bad. Again, the suspicions of a diet are firmly in place. He is back to wearing that orange shirt that really doesn't do much for his eyes.
Other than that we be cool. I will fill you in on the details of hell in 2 days. I hope that I don't lose my mind while out there. We have 9 hours of driving there and 9 back in 2 days. Fun times with three kids and a chain smoking addict! Yes.
I am formally Married to My Ex but my friends call me Married to My Ex (or stepbackjack as my gmail account will tell you).

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